quotes

"i'm awesome. bigly"
rilla

"i don't need perfect sight.. i just want [laser] surgery so that when i drop my glasses i could see them"
rilla

"the crowd here is definitely much cooler"
"by cooler you mean younger don't you?... old people won't be cool until we're old"
jenna and i

"ooh, buckfast. get me nice and violent for work.. what number is it? gimme a taste...... oh, that's disgusting!"
matt

"how do you drink your buckfast?"
matt

"i like my men old and... plaid"
"well, you're in the right country!"
myself and jenna

"i'm like two months behind with rent.. i'm so broke i'm not supposed to have any fun.. except all the time"
dylan

"oh look! that's a good radiator. i love those ones"
ana

"bertie i'm-a-thief-liar-bollocks"
ed on the very well paid taoiseach (tee-shuck) bertie ahern. the taoiseach is the political leader of ireland. like a president.

"i have a strict, non-existent boundary when it comes to drugs"
tony

"what's the craic?"
"uh... fine?"
after several months living in ireland, curtis still doesn't know what the appropriate response to 'what's the craic' is.